Black Friday, me lord.
Noblemen, Knights and Peasants! In accordance with British tradition which predates the Magna Carta, Sk8 or Die in the province of West Hill is offering silly prices for quality treasures in this year’s Black Friday conviviality.
Aye, some will surely perish, some will be forced to sell their children but some will triumph with 20 gold coins slashed from a Chilli Reaper scooter with neochrome wheels and bolt clamp.
Heresy, I hear you say. RRP £159.99 now £140, ’tis true, squire. Observe more; wheeled feet! An abomination – Rollerblade Spitfires, RRP £74.99 now £65.
10% all penny boards and £10 selected pro-decks from Plan B, Element and SOVRN.
What is this sorcery and witchcraft, me lord.
Free jousting helmets* with any purchase over £200 and paid with a buxom wench.
*subject to availability and the proclivity of the King.
Until the sun goes on this Saturday.
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